Welcome to the year 2025! Before we leave February and enter into
January, it’s time to take a deep dive into the full year to see
what this year has coming for us! This is always a fun project to do
each year, if nothing else than to educate myself as to what’s
coming out. I always enjoy looking back on this post in a year’s
time to see how everything turned out! Some people on the internet or
social media like to rank their most anticipated. I’ve always
preferred to take everything and sort them into a few categories:
movies I’m looking forward to, movies I’m concerned about, and
movies I’m on the fence about for one reason or another or simply
don’t know enough about to have an opinion either way. This using
my catchy label of “The Good, the Bad, and the Maybe.” The order
here is by release date.
This post will be long. Read every word if you want. But I mostly
expect people to scroll through and look at highlights and titles,
stopping if/when you care to read my brief thoughts on any movie.
And, of course, this is not an all-encompassing list. Just highlights
to give you an idea of what to look forward to. I tried to list most
of the major titles as well as others that caught my eye. But I will
have undoubtedly missed something. There’s also lots of movies that
come out in the second half of the year that are not on anyone’s
radar at the start of the year, especially when it comes to the
festival circuit. There’s also directors who are working on
projects that might come out this year, but I may have left off
because I wasn’t sure if they’ll actually make it by this year or
I may have just not known enough about. And, of course, the release
dates listed are as of this post and are very likely to change.
There’s several from last year’s list that made it again this
year and there’s bound to be several from this year that will end
up on next year’s list. So any release date is very tentative,
especially if a strike or a pandemic hits.
All that said, there’s still plenty of titles here to go through.
And for the most part I looked at the release schedule on
the-numbers.com for my main source. But I cross-checked that with a
few other sites to see what I could come up with. Joey Magidson from
Awards Radar also releases an article each year of 100 movies to look
forward to for the upcoming year that I looked through. I’ll post
that in the comments for anyone curious. At the end of this all, let
me know which titles you are most excited for or which ones you are
dreading! I’d be very curious to see what you have to say!
The Good
Wolf Man – January 17
I already did a full January movie preview, which is why I gave
myself a few extra weeks for this post. But I decided to list a few
January titles, anyways. Even a few that have come out already. Just
for the sake of being a completionist. “Wolf Man” has already
been released, was a major flop, and got very mixed reviews. I’m
still curious to see it, though. I missed it on opening weekend
because I got distracted and decided to catch up on more 2024 movies.
It’s Leigh Whannell doing another modern twist on a classic monster
movie, like he did with “The Invisible Man” in 2020. He’s
taking a big swing and that was bound to be a controversial swing
with mixed results. And I can at least appreciate a unique attempt
that’s not just another generic monster movie, even if I don’t
end up liking it.
Companion
– January
31
Do yourself a favor and go watch this movie’s trailer. I have no
idea what to expect with this movie, but it looks wild. From the
studio that brought you “The Notebook” – and the unhinged
creators of “Barbarian.” That’s how the trailer goes. Making
you think it’s a cute romantic comedy, only to sweep the rug out
from under you and revealing a twisted psychological thriller. IMDb
also has it pegged as a dark comedy and a sci-fi. I initially had
this under the “maybe” section, because it might be a case of a
trailer being better than the movie itself. But reviews came out and
it’s currently at a 93 percent on Rotten Tomatoes as of me typing
this. So I’m sold!
Dog Man – January 31
A spin-off series from the “Captain Underpants” books, written by
the same author. The initial “Dog Man” book was released in 2016
after the character first appeared in one of the “Captain
Underpants” books. I loved the “Captain Underpants” when I was
in Elementary School and I enjoyed the movie DreamWorks did a few
years back. I learned over Christmas break that one of my younger
nephews currently loves the “Dog Man” books, so this author has
successfully spanned several generations and that’s always a cool
thing to see.
Love Hurts –
February 7
We’ve reached the point where Ke Huy Quan gets to be the star of
his own action movie, while being front and center on the poster. And
I think that’s cool, even if I don’t know how good this movie is
going to be.
Heart Eyes – February 7
We have two movies in the first half of the year from Christopher
Landon, writer and director of “Freaky” and “Happy Death Day,”
with the other being “Drop” in April. Landon isn’t the director
on this one, he’s just a part of the writing team, along with
Michael Kennedy, who also helped write “Freaky” and “It’s a
Wonderful Knife.” So this seems like a fun writing team and they’re
taking on a Valentine’s Day slasher flick, with the Heart Eyes
Killer stalking and killing romantic couples. Seems like the perfect
Valentine’s Day movie, right?
Captain America: Brave New World – February
14
Yes, I’m still on the Marvel train. I enjoyed “Falcon and the
Winter Soldier” and I like Sam Wilson as Captain America. We also
have Harrison Ford cast as the new Thaddeus Ross following the
passing of William Hurt and he’s going to turn into Red Hulk in
this movie. We also Giancarlo Esposito joining the MCU doing some
sort of villainous roll, which is his specialty. Looks like he’s
playing Seth Voelker, aka Sidewinder, the leader of the Serpent
Society. So as a comic book fan, I think there’s plenty to be
excited about. Hating on the MCU is the cool thing to do these days.
And I guess that means I’m going against the grain and still
enjoying the ride. If being a fan of comic book movies has gone back
to being nerdy and niche, then cool. I embrace that!
Paddington in Peru – February 14
The first two Paddington movies are what I would label as the perfect
family movies. Charming, adorable movies that are extremely hard to
hate and great for the whole family. “Paddington 2” is especially
fantastic. There’s a reason why it wound up being one of the best
reviewed movies ever on Rotten Tomatoes. And I’m actually really
upset that some attention seeking troll wrote a negative review
several years later just to break it’s perfect score. I suppose 99
percent ain’t bad, though. My only hesitation with this third movie
is that it’s not the same director as the first two, so I don’t
necessarily expect it to be quite as good. But it came out in the
U.K. several months ago and currently holds a 93 percent score, so I
think we’re good.
The Monkey – February 21
I’m posting this 2025 preview before I’m posting my list of top
movies of 2024. And if you decided to take time reading through this
post, you get a surprise bonus. The horror movie “Longlegs” was
my favorite movie of 2024. And it wasn’t even much of a
competition. I’m not going to review that movie here. Stay tuned to
that next post for my reasons why. But that tidbit of information is
relevant here because “The Monkey” is another horror movie from
the same director as “Longlegs,” that being Osgood Perkins, son
of “Psycho” star Anthony Perkins. So of course I’m excited to
see what the director of my favorite movie of 2024 is doing next. And
while they’re both horror films, it’s worth noting that they’re
very different types of horror films. While “Longlegs” was very
similar to “Silence of the Lambs” and “Seven,” “The Monkey”
is about a toy monkey that goes around killing people. So yeah, you
can’t get much different than these two movies. But I’m still
really excited!
Mickey 17 – March 7
Here’s a movie that I feel like I’ve been talking about for
years. I know it made this list last year and I feel I’ve been
hearing about it for quite some time before then, as well. Production
started in 2022 and I feel that it’s had about 300 different
release dates. Knock on wood here, but I think it’s finally going
to make this release date? Anyways, it’s Bong Joon-Ho’s newest
movie, starring Robert Pattinson in the lead role. Bong Joon-Ho is
the Oscar winning director of “Parasite.” Him plus Robert
Pattinson is all I need to know the be excited for this, but it is a
sci-fi film where Robert Pattinson’s character, Mickey Barnes,
signs up to be an expendable, meaning he dies over and over, but
keeps being regenerated with a new body that has most of the memories
in tact. And this goes on until Mickey 17 unintentionally survives
and coexists with Mickey 18.
Novocaine – March 14
Jack Quaid seems like he’s having a lot of fun in 2025. He first is
one of the leads in the movie “Companion.” A couple months later
and he stars in this action comedy where he plays a guy who is unable
to feel pain. When the girl he likes gets kidnapped, he takes
advantage of this condition to go hunt her down. The filmmakers
behind this are relatively unknown, meaning there’s a bit of a risk
here, but they’ve been pushing this trailer quite a bit and I think
it looks like a blast!
The Chosen: The Last Supper, Parts 1, 2, & 3
– March 27, April 3, April 10
Technically not a movie. This is Season 5 of “The Chosen.” Like
with Season 4 last year, they’re releasing all of Season 5 in
theaters, split up into three different parts. And instead of simply
calling it “Season 5,” they subtitled it as “The Last Supper.”
Because that’s what this season is focused on. We ended Season 4
with Jesus riding into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday and now we’re going
to spend Season 5 on the last week of his life, ending with the Last
Supper. The final day of The Crucifixion will be Season 6, while the
Resurrection will be Season 7. That’s the current plan here.
Drop – April 11
This is the second Christopher Landon horror film to come out in
2025, with the first one being “Heart Eyes.” Landon is the
director of “Happy Death Day” and “Freaky.” And while he’s
only a part of the writing team on “Heart Eyes,” he’s the
actual director on this one. The April release date here has me
nervous. And no director is perfect, so there’s always a chance for
a letdown. But I’m hoping for another fun horror movie here. This
one is about a single mother who goes on a date for the first time in
a long time, only to be bombarded with texts from a mysterious sender
who says she needs to kill her date or he (the sender of the texts)
is going to kill her son.
Sinners – April 18
From director Ryan Coogler, teaming up again with lead star Michael
B. Jordan. I’m not sure why this one is being released in April and
not during awards season at the end of the year, but Coogler is the
director of “Black Panther” and “Creed.” And this is his
first film since “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.” And his first
non-franchise film since “Fruitvale Station” in 2013, so that
makes this especially notable in my eyes. Premise is about twin
brothers (both played by Jordan) returning to their hometown, trying
to leave their troubled lives behind, only to find a greater evil
back home. And the genre here appears to be… yes. Period piece,
action, horror, drama, thriller. IMDb lists “supernatural horror”
first, but the trailer gives off vibes of a combination of things.
And maybe that’s why it’s not being pushed as an awards movie
from Coogler.
The Legend of Ochi – April 25
Sundance film from this year, 2025. So it premiered just a few days
ago from me typing this. People grew up being taught to fear the
ochi, forest creatures. But a young girl runs into a baby ochi and
becomes charmed by it. So she befriends it and sets off on a quest to
return it to its home. This gives off heavy “E.T.” vibes, with a
kid becoming friends with a cute creature that they’re not supposed
to like, with the mean, grumpy adults trying to stop them. Initially
reaction was positive and it seems like it could be a fun family
film.
Thunderbolts* – May 2
I’m still a bit confused as to why they put an asterisk in the
title of this movie. But this is the second Marvel movie coming out
this year, with a third one in July. Yes, they’re back in business
in 2025 after the strikes caused them to shuffle their schedule and
push most things out of 2024. Some critics of the MCU will claim that
their “failures” in 2023 caused them to cancel and postpone
everything. That’s not the least bit accurate. When actors,
writers, directors, etc. are on strike, big productions can’t
always meet tight deadlines. That and that alone is why “Deadpool &
Wolverine” was the only MCU film released in 2024. Anyways, this
movie reminds me a bit of Marvel’s version of “Suicide Squad,”
with the government recruiting a group of morally questionable
characters to go on a mission for them. We have Yelena, Bucky Barnes,
Red Guardian, John Walker/U.S. Agent, Taskmaster, and Ghost. As well
as the introduction of “Bob,” aka Robert Reynolds, who is Sentry,
one of the stronger characters in Marvel lore. Honestly, the cast of
characters here looks like this will make for quite the riot. It
might be the Marvel movie I’m most looking forward to this year,
even if this the one that I have the least amount of confidence in
regards to it performing well.
Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning –
May 23
It’s Mission: Impossible. This franchise has, generally speaking,
gotten better over time. And Tom Cruise is going to do these movies
until he’s in his 80s, trying to one-up himself each time. I do
like how they ditched the “Part 1” and “Part 2” here and just
with with “Dead Reckoning” and “Final Reckoning.” They
should’ve made that decision BEFORE releasing “Dead Reckoning”
as I think the “Part 1” of it all made it feel less like an event
film and hurt it at the box office. That and they had the unfortunate
timing of releasing it just days before “Barbenheimer” became a
worldwide phenomenon. Anyways, these movies are a lot of fun. I had a
question or two about “Dead Reckoning,” mostly in regards to a
certain female character that I’m looking for an answer to one way
or another. But outside that, I’m all on board. “Fallout” still
remains my favorite of the franchise, but we’ll see what “The
Final Reckoning” brings to the table. And even though this gives
“final movie of the franchise” vibes, it’s not. Both Tom Cruise
and director Christopher McQuarrie have expressed interest in
continuing. You think I’m joking about Tom Cruise doing these
movies until he’s in his 80s. But he said in a recent interview
that that’s what he wants to do. He was inspired by Harrison Ford
doing yet another Indiana Jones movie.
Ballerina – June 6
A spin-off movie in the John Wick universe. Narratively speaking,
Chad Stahelski made “Chapter 4” the final John Wick movie. And
Lionsgate was probably, like, “Hey wait a minute. That was our
money-making franchise!” So until Lionsgate can convince him and
Keanu Reeves to come back for a “Chapter 5,” the spin-off route
is where they’re going. Stahelski has spent a good portion of the
last decade doing nothing but John Wick movies. And he created four
excellent works of art that have completely changed the action genre,
so I don’t blame him wanting to take a break and do something else.
Him not being a part of “Ballerina” does make me nervous,
especially since the new director is Len Wiseman, director/producer
of the Underworld movies. But hey, John Wick was directed by a stunt
coordinator who had never directed a movie before, so you never know.
And I like Ana de Armas. So if her and Wiseman took enough notes from
Reeves and Stahelski, I hope that they can make this work.
Elio – June 13
I’d say Pixar is on a roll right now, but they honestly haven’t
been off their roll. They just had three straight movies get
relegated to Disney+ by Mother Disney, which was definitely a huge
mistake. But “Elemental” and “Inside Out 2” got them back on
track in regards to making money in theaters, so hopefully “Elio”
continues that. I have no reason to doubt that the movie itself will
be good, especially since original movies are their biggest forte.
This one is about a kid who is obsessed with aliens and has his
dreams come true by getting abducted by aliens and joining their
universe. As far as its actual financial prognostication? Well, if
you want Pixar to continue making original movies, you better go
support this. That’s how this game works. If people complaining
about sequels only go see sequels, then it’s the sequels that
studios are going to continue putting out.
28 Years Later – June 20
This might be a case where I will be sad when this movie comes out…
because the trailer has been so fun to watch in theaters. Now horror
sequels have had a spotty record, especially when it comes to delayed
franchise entries, so I’m not guaranteeing this will be good. But
they do have the writer and director back from the first one. If it’s
successful… is the next entry “28 Decades Later”? Followed by
“28 Centuries Later”? I’ll be honest and say this gives me a
chance to actually go back and watch the first two movies. I have not
yet. Whoops.
F1 – June 27
A movie about a Formula One driver coming out of retirement to mentor
a younger driver. It stars Brad Pitt and is directed by Joseph
Kosiniski, director of “Top Gun: Maverick.” It seems like the
perfect summer “Dad Movie.” And I’m here for that!
Superman – July 11
I rank these by the order in which they are released, not by order of
my personal excitement. But if I did do a most anticipated ranking,
this is my easy No. 1. James Gunn through both the Guardians of the
Galaxy movies with Marvel and “The Suicide Squad” and
“Peacemaker” has proven that he has a deep love and respect for
comic books. It’s going to be an uphill better to fix DC’s
overall reputation from general audiences, but I’m absolutely in
love with his vision for DC. I’m an enjoyer of all comic book
stuff, Marvel or DC. It’s silly to pick one or the other. But I’ve
gravitated more towards DC over the course of my life, which is why I
was even more upset with Zack Snyder’s incompetence, as he clearly
had no idea what or why DC was so good. And it frustrated me that DC
gave him the keys to the car and let him do whatever he wanted…
until the Justice League fiasco, of course. But James Gunn knows what
he’s doing. And not only is he bringing Superman back to his
origins, making this feel very much like the Christopher Reeve
movies, but he’s also diving into a lot of the actual Superman
comic book realms that the old movies never got around to. Superman
is my favorite comic book character and it looks like James Gunn is
doing him right.
The Fantastic Four: First Steps – July 25
A speaking of a superhero franchise that has almost never been done
right, is the Fantastic Four curse finally coming to an end? Fox was
never able to get this right, which is unfortunate because the
Fantastic Four is one of the best comic book arcs. But Fox going over
to Disney gives Marvel the rights back and now it’s time to do this
properly. Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards is perfect. Vanessa Kirby and
Joseph Quinn are pretty great choices Sue Storm and Johnny Storm as
well. MCU haters will continue to hate, but hey, people liked
“WandaVision,” right? Matt Shakman directed all nine episodes of
that series and he’s the man in charge here. So is there at least
one MCU movie this year that I can get you to be excited for?
The Battle of Baktan Cross – August 8
The latest film from Paul Thomas Anderson, an 11-time Oscar nominee
for movies like “Boogie Nights,” “Magnolia,” “There Will Be
Blood,” “Inherent Vice,” “Phantom Thread,” and “Licorice
Pizza.” And with that lineup of films, it might shock you to learn
that the man has never won an Oscar. Is this the year we fix that?
The movie has Leonardo DiCaprio, Benicio Del Toro, and Sean Penn
headlining the cast, so it seems like this should be a huge Oscar
player. Although none of my sources I went to have told me what
exactly this movie is about. In fact, IMDb calls it “Untitled,”
while Wikipedia calls it “One Battle After Another.” It’s both
the-numbers and Awards Radar that call it “The Battle of Baktan
Cross.” So I have no idea what this movie is about or what the
title is going to end up being, but it’s Paul Thomas Anderson, so
it’s most likely going to be worth watch. Especially with Leo in
the lead.
Nobody 2 – August 15
I had no idea this sequel was coming out until I researched this
post. Speaking of John Wick being highly influential to the
modern-day action film, in regards to all the movies that tried to be
the next John Wick, “Nobody” was a pretty darn good version of
that, with Bob Odenkirk playing a normal suburban dad who was
secretly a former assassin who gets dragged back into his old life.
The movie was a lot of fun and made me want a John Wick/Nobody
crossover. We’re not actually going to ever get that, but I’ll
take a sequel to “Nobody” as a consolation prize.
Saw XI – September 26
Another movie that was on my list last year. And honestly I’m happy
that the decided to give themselves another year on this one instead
of rushing to start up a new trend of yearly Saw movies. But when
“Saw X” came out, I decided to do what was a very bloody marathon
of the entire franchise and I found myself really enjoying myself.
They’re a lot of fun! And what was almost the most surprising is
that “Saw X” was one of the best entries. So if they’ve got
their groove back and are wanting to do more, I’ll be among the
first in line to go see “Saw XI” this Halloween season.
The Bride – September 26
...of Frankenstein. As directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal. We’re in a
fun era of these remakes of classic Universal monsters. Leigh
Whannell is out doing modern twists of them. Robert Eggers took on
“Nosferatu” last year and now has his own werewolf movie coming
next. And Guillermo del Toro has his own Frankenstein movie coming
out at some point this year. But Maggie is taking on this remake of
“The Bride of Frankenstein,” which may or may not wind up having
an exclamation mark at the end of the title. She has her brother Jake
and her husband Peter Sarsgaard in the movie supporting her in some
form, while Christian Bale plays Frankenstein’s Monster and Jessie
Buckley plays the Bride. We also have John Magaro, Penélope Cruz,
Julianne Hough, and Annette Bening in the movie. So it seems like
quite the party!
The Black Phone 2 – October 17
Plots under wraps with this sequel, but I hear buzz that they have
some fun, exciting ideas here that will hopefully preventing it from
suffering from horror sequel-itis. “The Black Phone” was a fun
movie that I enjoyed in 2022. It wound up being more of a crime
thriller than a horror film, but you didn’t find me complaining
about that. We got Scott Derrickson back doing the sequel, so I’ll
trust him. You might know him as the director of “Doctor Strange.”
But horror is his main realm, so when he’s doing any horror film,
I’m intrigued.
Mortal Kombat 2 – October 17
Yes, I did enjoy that “Mortal Kombat” remake that came out in
early 2021, during COVID recovery. It was a part of Warner Bros’
day-and-date theatrical and HBO Max releases, that was definitely a
mistake. But it still opened well despite that. And I guess it did
well enough for them to justify a sequel actually happening? And the
biggest thing that makes me excited for a sequel is there might
actually be a Mortal Kombat in this Mortal Kombat movie, if you know
what I mean. The first movie was essentially a setup for the main
event, so I’m excited to actually get to the main event and see how
much fun we can have with this.
Predator: Badlands – November 7
We got the Predator franchise back on track with the 2022 movie
“Prey” that wound up going straight to Hulu. And that got a good
enough reaction that they’re sending this next one back to
theaters, while keeping director Dan Trachtenberg back on board. This
and the Alien movies conceptually shouldn’t be too hard to get
right, which has made some of the entries a bit baffling. But if
we’re on a roll, let’s keep going. Now excuse me while I go spend
some time actually catching up with the Predator franchise. I’m
well aware of the concept and I know I’ll enjoy. But I have a few
months to catch up.
Bugonia – November 7
The next movie from Yorgos Lanthimos, and now the fourth in a row to
star Emma Stone. The two of them seem to have a very good
actor/director connection going on and you don’t see me complaining
about that. Emma is one of my favorite actresses working and Yorgos
movies are always quite the ride. After scoring big time on the
awards front with both “The Favourite” and “Poor Things,”
last year was a quieter outing with “Kinds of Kindness,” but I
still enjoyed it. And speaking of “Kinds of Kindness,” Yorgos
also has Jesse Plemons back for “Bugonia.” And the description
here of this movie is that two conspiracy-obsessed young men kidnap
the CEO of a major company, convinced that she is an alien intent on
destroying planet Earth. It’s an English-language remake of the
2003 Korean Film “Save the Green Planet!” And normally I’m a
bit hesitant with English-language remakes of foreign films. But
first off, it’s been over 20 years now. And second, Yorgos with
that ridiculous of a premise? This should be a wild ride!
The Running Man – November 7
“The running man is an upcoming dystopian action thriller produced
and directed by Edgar Wright.” Say no more. You had me at Edgar
Wright! I always love it when we get blessed with a new Edgar Wright
movie! If you’re wondering if there’s any connection to the 1987
movie of the same title, well… kinda. That movie was based on the
1982 Stephen King novel and was a very loose adaptation. It would be
more accurate to say that Edgar Wright’s movie is another
adaptation of the novel, one in which he plans on being more faithful
to the source material. Funny enough, in said source material, the
story is based in the year 2025, in a dystopian United States with
the nation’s economy in ruins and world’s violence rising. Not
impossible for us to get to that point before this movie comes out?
Anyways, the movie is about a reality show where contestants win
money by avoiding a team of hitmen sent to kill them.
Wicked: For Good – November 21
We are currently in the midst of a year-long intermission and as one
of three people on Earth who hasn’t seen the actual play and
doesn’t know this story ends, I’m eagerly anticipating the time
where I get to see this resolution. It was suggested to me that
perhaps I should go see the stage production during this
intermission. It’s touring in Salt Lake here soon. I looked up
tickets just for fun and… yeah, there’s a reason why I haven’t
seen it. Those tickets are super expensive! Anyways, I’m obviously
the least qualified person to tell you about the second half of this
movie, so we’ll move on.
Zootopia 2 – November 26
I debated as to whether to be excited about this movie or nervous
about. Maybe that alone should put this in the “maybe” category.
But as I thought about it, there’s a lot you can do in the world of
Zootopia. More crime fighting adventures with Nick and Judy sounds
like an adventure to me, unlike the Moana sequel that we got that
felt really forced and uninspired. If you’re wondering why we’re
getting a ton of Disney animated sequels, it’s because they put out
original movies and you didn’t see them. Your fault, not there’s.
They Follow – TBD 2025
Now we enter a handful of “TBD” movies. There’s a lot of these
and for the most part I left them off this list due to uncertainty of
them actually coming out, but I do know they’ve been working on a
sequel to the 2014 horror film “It Follows,” which is fantastic!
One of the best horror films of last decade. If the same team and
director has an idea of what they want for a sequel, I am very
curious to find out! Let’s just hope it actually comes out so that
I don’t have to put this on next year’s list. Too much waiting is
going to kill me.
Thanksgiving 2 – TBD 2025
I love that we now have a slasher horror franchise for the
Thanksgiving holiday. The first one was a lot of fun. And given that
our villain is much like the Scream franchise in that it’s one of
our characters hidden behind a mask, there’s a whodunit, mystery
angle that lends itself to more sequels as another angry townsperson
can just put on the mask and start the terror again instead of it
being just one person terrorizing people over and over. I’m pretty
sure this is planning on coming out around Thanksgiving. But it
technically doesn’t have a release date as me typing this.
Frankenstein – TBD 2025
As mentioned earlier in this post, we have a remake of “The Bride
of Frankenstein” coming out in September. And that’ll be paired
with this movie at some point, that being Guillermo del Toro doing
his own version of “Frankenstein.” And if Guillermo has decided
that this is a project he wants to do, then I am going to be excited
to see it. He knows how to properly do a remake and put his own spin
on an old story, as he showed with his version of “Pinocchio” a
couple years back. And in this version of “Frankenstein,” we have
Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein, with Jacob Elordi playing
Frankenstein’s monster. We also have Mia Goth, Christoph Walz,
Charles Dance, and Ralph Ineson in various supporting roles. So both
Frankenstein movies look like a party this year! The only reason this
is labeled as TBD is because it’s Netflix and they don’t exactly
announce their release dates too far in advance. But I hear this is a
November 2025 release. Speaking of which...
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Story – TBD
2025
Also Netflix. Also most likely coming out in Fall 2025, that
according to Deadline. “Glass Onion” was released in November, so
that’s my guess here. But yeah, Rian Johnson has his third movie
from the Knives Out series and as far as I’m concerned, he can keep
doing these as long as he wants. They’re each their own isolated
story and it’s the type of mystery series that lends itself to lots
of sequels. And if Rian Johnson has enough ideas and continued
creativity, and Daniel Craig is still on board to continue to play
Benoit Blanc, then let’s do it! This version’s cast includes Josh
O’Connor, Glen Close, Josh Brolin, Mila Kunis, Jeremy Renner, Kerry
Washington, Andrew Scott, Cailee Spaeney, Daryl McCormack, and Thomas
Haden Church.
Caught Stealing – TBD 2025
Darren Aronofsky is a very complicated filmmaker who rarely makes
easy, simple movies. So whenever he has a new movie, you know you’re
in for an experience, to say the least. And they’re typically very
polarizing. I, myself, have wound up on opposite sides of the fence
on multiple occasions with his movies, so there’s no guarantee as
to exactly what I’ll think when he has a new movie. But I’m
always curious to see what he’s up to next. When he’s on, he has
movies like “Requiem for a Dream” or “Black Swan.” But when
he’s off, you get things like “Noah” or “Mother!” This
year’s movie, if it indeed ends up as a this year’s movie, has
Austin Butler playing a burnt out former baseball star get caught in
quite the messy crime situation in 1990s New York City. You can
definitely see shades of Aronofsky in this premise.
Highest 2 Lowest – TBD 2025
Speaking of a director who always has something controversial and
polarizing to say, the last movie I’m including in this section
comes from Spike Lee. From what I’m seeing, this is A24
distributing and they plan on releasing this theatrically sometime in
the Spring before it goes to Apple TV+. So maybe I should’ve put it
a bit higher? Oh well. But yeah, Spike Lee doesn’t care about what
you think of his movies. He’s going to make what he wants and he
usually has something political or controversial to say. And
regardless of which side of the fence I end up on, this also makes me
curious to see what he has next. And this time he has Denzel
Washington on board in a crime thriller that is described as a remake
of the 1963 Japanese film “High and Low,” which is loosely based
on the 1959 novel “King’s Ransom,” which is a police procedural
centering on the moral dilemma faced by a wealthy man when he is
forced to choose between using his wealth to fulfill a personal
ambition or save the life of a kidnapped child. What exactly Spike
decides to do with that premise, I don’t know. But police
procedurals with moral dilemmas definitely feels like his thing.
The Bad
Den of Thieves 2: Pantera
– January 10
My goal with this post is to be less negative and more positive.
Which is why you noticed a lot more in the good section and the
upcoming maybe section and less in the bad section. I didn’t want
to force movies into the bad just to even up numbers like I’ve
sometimes done in the past, but certain titles are unavoidable. And
we start with a couple of January titles that have already released
and were not seen by me. Maybe if I’m bored enough at some point,
I’ll do a Den of Thieves double feature at some point. But a Gerard
Butler action heist film released in January got the exact reaction I
expected. With both of these movies, there’s some positive, but
mostly mixed to negative. Best case scenario is that I wind up
thinking they’re fine, but I’m in no rush.
Flight Risk
– January 17
The return of Mel Gibson to the director’s chair was not met with
positive response. In fact, I don’t think most people even realized
it was Mel Gibson who directed this movie. It is a suspense thriller
on an airplane with Mark Wahlberg playing a pilot transporting an Air
Marshal and a fugitive. The tag line is “not everyone on board is
who they seem.” Unless you watch the trailer, which appears to
spoil most things. This looks like a movie that should’ve gone
directly to Netflix instead of going to theaters. That may sound like
an insult, and it is (this movie has a 26 percent score on Rotten
Tomatoes and opened to just $11.6 million), but also this is the
exact type of movie that does really well on Netflix. Just look at
last year’s “Carry On,” which got a ton of views and was also
not very good.
In the Lost Lands
– March 7
A sorceress travels to the Lost Lands in a search of a magical power
that allows a person to transform into a werewolf. Initially seems
like a fun fantasy action/adventure film, starring Dave Bautista and
Milla Jovovich. But then I see it’s directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
That immediately made me say, “Oh, nevermind.” The man has never
made a good movie. If you don’t believe, go look at his directing
credits. I don’t care that he’s adapting a 1982 short story from
George R. R. Martin, author of “Game of Thrones.” Bad directors
are really good at taking a good source material and turning it into
a bad movie. In fact I think it’s funny that the trailer pushes
George R. R. Martin’s name so hard. They don’t want you to know
who actually directed this thing.
Snow White
– March 21
Do yourself a favor and go to the official trailer for this on
YouTube and start scrolling through the comments. You’ll be
grateful that this movie exists just so you can see how hard the
internet has gone to troll Disney and this movie. Let’s just say
that this is another example of a trailer for a movie where the
reaction has gone to levels that are beyond toxic. As the biggest fan
of the original Snow White movie from the 1930s, I agree that this
looks really bad. I do think Rachel Zegler is a fine choice for Snow
White. So jokes at her expense are in poor taste. But this movie
looks like another Disney disaster.
A Minecraft Movie
– April 4
I don’t even play Minecraft and I know this movie is a bad idea. I
mean, the game doesn’t lend itself to a movie. I know “The LEGO
Movie” exists and somehow turned something that doesn’t lend
itself to a movie into a great movie. But you watch this trailer and
it’s easy to see that this ain’t gonna be no LEGO Movie. Having
Jack Black and Jason Momoa goofing off together in a movie certainly
doesn’t hurt things. But no one wanted this. So why is it
happening? And why live action?
Until Dawn
– April 25
I’m not much of a gamer, but me and a friend actually played this
game last year. Several times over. It’s a really fun choose your
adventure horror game with a fun mythology and a great twists. When I
saw that David F. Sandberg was on board to direct a movie version of
this game, I was excited. He’s a great horror director and this IS
a game that lends itself to a movie. Then I watched the trailer and,
uhhh… WHAT? This might be a fun horror movie from a good director
if it was its own thing that was titled something else. But it looks
like it has zero connections to the game and that’s disappointing.
Lilo & Stitch
– May 23
NO! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!! I might have zero excitement for “Snow
White” as it looks terrible. But this movie has me more angry.
These Disney remakes need to stop. But they’re not going to because
people keep seeing them. And when people keep seeing them, they
continue to make Disney money and thus Disney doesn’t care at all
what the reaction to the movies are. They got your money and they’re
using it to make more things that will force you to give them their
money, regardless of how much you complain. You want them to stop?
Then stop giving them money for their bad remakes and go see their
original movies instead. Your fault, not there’s.
Karate Kid: Legends
– May 30
This movie REALLY needs to convince me as to why it exists and why
we’re getting another Karate Kid movie right after the “Cobra
Kai” series finishes. At least they were smart enough to delay this
one until after Season 6 of “Cobra Kai” instead of right in
between in, like was initially planned. We’re bringing together
Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio, which is a fun idea in concept. But it
just seems like we’re pretending that “Cobra Kai” didn’t
exist, while doing the same movie we’ve seen over and over, but
with a new kid. I don’t know why this bothers me so much, but it
does.
How to Train Your Dragon
– June 13
Disney, you stupid company. Now you are getting DreamWorks to follow
your lead. “How to Train Your Dragon” exists! And it didn’t
come out that long ago. And despite my complaints about the two
sequels, the original movie is great and perfect as is. What in the
world can you add to a live action remake that wasn’t already done
in that first movie? This movie might wind up being well-crafted from
a technical standpoint, but what’s the point? Live action remakes
just for the sake of being live action remakes are pointless. Do
something different with a remake, with a property that lends itself
to improvement. Don’t just take an animated classic and give a
carbon copy remake in live action. There’s no point to that.
Jurassic World Rebirth
– July 2
This franchise needs to go extinct. Let it get hit by a meteor. “But
Adam… DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!” You know what, I don’t care. And I
hate that it’s still a novelty for some people in seeing a dinosaur
on screen because it’s a stupid excuse to justify a bad movie.
These movies haven’t been good in nearly 30 years and that’s me
being generous in that I personally enjoy “The Lost World.” But
yet they still make billions because a dinosaur on screen is all some
people need. Give me a good dinosaur horror film like the original
and not these trashy Jurassic World movies.
I Know What You Did Last Summer
– July 18
Another horror franchise that we’re bringing back for a legacy
sequel. And in many cases I’ve been positive towards these. We’re
in a good era for horror films, so I’m open for another surprise.
But in researching this specific iteration, I’m not really
convinced that this one was a good idea. It’s one that’s been
stuck in developmental hell since 2014 and when you dive into all the
troubles they’ve been through, there’s just a lot of red flags
that go up. Maybe they’ll pull a rabbit out of their hat and wind
up with something fun, but I’m not ready at this point to claim
excitement.
The Smurfs Movie
– July 18
Why are we doing another Smurfs movie? I’m not even angry or upset.
I just see this and it causes me to roll my eyes. And why are we
calling it “The Smurfs Movie” when we already made a movie in
2011 called “The Smurfs.” At least give me a subtitle or
something that differentiates yourself from the other. At least I’m
reading that this one is fully animated and not an attempt at a
Smurfs live action.
Freakier Friday
– August 8
I’m not a Disney hater like many are at this point. But when
they’ve even got me on the grumpy train, you know that something
has gone wrong. At least this one has Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee
Curtis returning. And in 2025 that’s a fun idea as they’ve both
had career resurgences of sorts. But I still don’t feel like this
is a Disney movie that’s needed. Just them pumping out sequel
content.
Michael
– October 3
I saw a movie called “Michael” that was being released in October
and I initially thought Michael Myers. Nope. Not the slasher
character. Michael Jackson, the singer. Another musical biopic for me
to hate and the world to love. Almost all of these are the exact same
and they’re not going to stop coming. At least this one has
Michael’s nephew Jaafar Jackson portraying him, which is cool. But
if this is another cinematic Wikipedia article of a popular musician,
then you can count me out. I’m also curious to know if they’re
going to completely ignore Michael’s controversial later years in
favor of just giving us an empty Michael Jackson concert. If they do
ignore that part of the story, then maybe more people will be on my
side?
Tron: Ares
– October 10
This one I feel bad putting here. I don’t actually want to just
dump every Disney movie in the bad section. And I’ve been one who
has wanted a third Tron movie for a long while now, but it seems like
the longer we’ve waited, the worse things have gotten. I think this
could’ve been really good if it had come out shortly after “Tron:
Legacy.” But now we’ve gone through several directors and landed
on Joachim Rønning, director of the Maleficent sequel and the fifth
Pirates of the Caribbean movie. We missed the chance to have Daft
Punk return for the score because they retired. And now we also have
Jared Leto in a lead role for some reason? I don’t want to
chronicle every troubled issue in the last 14 years that this has
had. You can go read that yourself. It just makes me feel like Disney
is setting us all up for disappointment here.
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
– December 5
A horror sequel I’m not looking forward to because the first one
was really bad. Fans of the game might be upset at me for this, but
oh well. If you had to play all the games and know all the lore to
love the first movie, then I think you failed as a movie because it
should’ve been able to stand on its own. What could’ve been a
fun, crazy slasher in an arcade setting turned into a boring,
watered-down snooze fest. But it made a ton of money. So you…
sequel.
Avatar: Fire and Ash
– December 19
I didn’t like the first one. I didn’t like the second one. I’m
not going to like the third one. Leave me alone. But I’m impressed
that it didn’t take another decade to get this third one made.
“Fire and Ash” is also a cool subtitle. I guess we’re going
though all the elements with this franchise and fire could be cool.
Horizon: An American Saga Chapter 2
– TBD 2025
Kevin Costner’s epic Western saga failed so badly that they quickly
removed “Chapter 2” from the schedule as it was supposed to come
out just a month or two after “Chapter 1.” I honestly wish
“Chapter 1” was good. I enjoy myself a good Western. And I like
Kevin Costner. But “Chapter 1” was three hours of setup. In a bad
way. It cost a ton of money, most of it paid by Costner himself. And
it was one of the biggest flops of the year. I believe “Chapter 2”
is already finished, so I’m guessing it’ll come out at some
point. But I wouldn’t be surprised if Warner Bros simply just drops
this one quietly on Max and shuts the door on Costner’s idea of a
“Chapter 3” and a “Chapter 4.” Sorry, Kevin. This didn’t
work.
The Exorcist: Deceiver
– TBD 2025
Universal paid a lot of money to get the rights to make Exorcist
movies. But “The Exorcist: Believer” didn’t quite work out like
they had hoped. I didn’t hate it. But I also didn’t love it and
mostly have forgotten about its existence. I’m assuming Universal
will indeed try again and release the second movie at some point.
They didn’t pay all that money to just give up after one movie. But
I don’t exactly have confidence in this one if it does make it into
2025.
The Stangers: Chapter 2
– TBD 2025
And speaking of horror sequels that are up in the air. For some
reason, this one was a planned trilogy before they even released the
first reboot last year. Why they thought people would want this, I
don’t know. It wasn’t a good franchise to begin with. And to
their credit, the budget was low, so they didn’t lose money. $35.2
million on a $8.5 million budget is good for a horror movie. But it
wasn’t exactly received well and I guess they weren’t quite ready
with the sequel as quickly as they wanted. And if it does come out,
I’m not sure people are going to notice.
Deliver Me From Nowhere
– TBD 2025
The world should be aware that a Bruce Springsteen musical biopic is
coming at some point this year. Jeremy Allen White is the one playing
Springsteen. But I wouldn’t be excited for yet another musical
biopic even if it was a good director. But this one doesn’t. Scott
Cooper is the man and he doesn’t have the best track record. Nor am
I convinced that he’s going to go against the grain and do
something different.
The Maybe
The Unbreakable Boy
– February 21
A movie that I could’ve sworn already came out a few years ago. But
apparently it was pulled by Lionsgate just eight days before its
release in March 2022, with no explanation and no new release date.
Strange. It’s a movie about a kid with autism, starring Zachary
Levi as his father. It could be a nice feel-good movie. But it does
have some online that are worried that it could be a movie with good
intentions that’s a bit misguided. I don’t know if I have much to
say on that front. I’m mostly nervous about why they took this
movie from the schedule and put it on the shelf for three years.
Last Breath
– February 28
A movie based on the true story of a diving team who are attempting
to rescue their crew mates trapped hundreds of feet below. In fact,
not just based on a true story. But this was a documentary that came
out in 2019 where the director of that documentary is also the
director of this dramatized version. Interesting choices there.
People don’t watch documentaries, I suppose. So you gotta do a
dramatized version of them. But the same directing doing both is
fairly unique. It does have Woody Harrelson and Simu Liu, though.
The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Lonney Tunes Movie
– February 28
I’m not sure why I’m a bit nervous that there’s a new Looney
Tunes movie coming out. If it succeeds then that’s wonderful. We
can begin a new generation of Looney Tunes movies and other things. I
just think it feels a bit random and out of nowhere. But OK, let’s
see how it goes!
Black Bag
– March 14
The second Steven Soderbergh movie to come out this year. The first
one was a small January horror film called “Presence.” I ended up
not putting it on this list because I already have seen and reviewed
it on my Facebook page. It’s not bad, but it’s not great. A
lesser version of the 2017 movie “A Ghost Story.” Soderbergh is a
fascinating director, though, because he’s always jumping around
from genre to genre, experimenting with lots of things. This one
seems like a more straightforward spy thriller, with a husband and
wife on opposite sides of things. Michael Fassbender and Cate
Blanchett. In the case of this husband, are you loyal to your
marriage or to your country?
The Last Supper
– March 14
I don’t have a problem with a movie coming out about the Last
Supper, especially around Easter time. I’m just questioning the
timing of this small Christian film, as it’s getting released two
weeks before Season 5 of “The Chosen” comes out, which is also
about the Last Supper. It seems like “The Chosen” is going to
steal this movie’s thunder.
The Alto Knights
– March 21
Robert De Niro playing a dual role as two mob bosses in a movie where
the trailer makes you think it’s directed by Martin Scorsese. Nope,
not Scorsese. Even though it says from the “hitmakers of
‘Goodfellas’ and ‘The Irishman.’” Just Barry Levinson, who
did have a good run as a director in the 80s and 90s, but hasn’t
done a whole lot of notable things recently. I guess the trailer is
referring to De Niro starring in those other two Scorsese movies as
“the hitmaker”? Anyways, De Niro as a mob boss is a fun piece of
nostalgia. I’m just worried that this is more nostalgia that
substance.
The Woman in the Yard
– March 28
A horror movie about a woman who keeps mysteriously appearing in a
family’s front yard. Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra and starring
Danielle Deadwyler. I’m intrigued. But this is also Blumhouse, so
this could be really bad or really good and I have no idea which
it’ll be.
A Working Man
– March 28
A Jason Statham action film directed by David Ayer. Statham plays a
guy who is leaving his old life behind and trying to blend in as a
normal guy who works contruction. But then a teenage girl goes
missing and he’s forced back into his old life. And based on that,
this is most likely a movie that’ll give you exactly what you
expect going in, for better or for worse. You decide.
The Amateur
– April 11
I’ve been seeing this trailer pushed a lot recently and it has my
attention. Rami Malek is playing a CIA cryptographer whose wife gets
killed and he’s out for revenge. He tries to convince his agency to
train him to go after her. They don’t think he’s capable of this,
but they might have vastly underestimated him. Again, it looks fun.
But I am sometimes skeptic of April release dates, especially from
directors I don’t know much about.
The King of Kings
– April 11
Did you have Oscar Isaac voicing Jesus in a small animated movie on
your 2025 Bingo card? Or Mark Hamill as King Herod, Pierce Brosnan as
Pontius Pilate, and Ben Kingsley as Caiaphas? And that’s not even
the end of the list. This all has my quite amused as to how and why
they all got roped into this. My biggest question is why are we
getting a story about Jesus that’s narrated by Charles Dickens as
he tells the story to his son Walter. This all feels quite strange.
It’s Angel Studios that got the rights to this, which makes sense.
But it was directed by a Korean filmmaker who had primarily worked in
the visual effects department before this. I guess I answer my own
question when I learn its loosely based on Dickens’ novel “The
Life of Our Lord,” which was published 64 years after he died. I
didn’t know he wrote that. You learn something new everyday, I
suppose.
The Accountant 2
– April 25
This will give me the opportunity to finally catch up on “The
Accountant,” a movie that has developed quite the following since
its release in 2016. It got mixed reviews from critics and did decent
at the box office, but not great. Yet I’ve heard a lot of people
who really love it. And I’ve been meaning to give it a chance, but
haven’t done so yet. It has Ben Affleck playing an autistic
accountant who “audits financial books” for some of the most
dangerous criminals in the world. They got the cast and crew back for
the sequel, so I’ll watch both and let you know what I think.
Clown in a Cornfield
– May 9
A slasher horror flick about a clown… in a cornfield. I hope it’s
fun. It has Kevin Durand in the lead. Directed by the guy who made
“Tucker and Dale vs Evil” back in 2010. But this could very
easily be a really bad horror film, so we’ll see when the time for
this gets a bit closer.
Final Destination: Bloodlines
– May 16
Another horror franchise that I have not been caught up on. Should I
be nervous or excited that they’re coming back for another one? The
first one was James Wan. This recent one is… not. It’s the
directing duo behind “Freaks” from 2018, a movie I’ve not heard
of, and… the live action “Kim Possible” from 2019? Uhh… that
doesn’t inspire confidence.
M3GAN 2.0
– June 27
“M3GAN” was a surprisingly fun movie from the other year. It
seemed like it was going to be really bad, but it ended up being
quite the riot. And now with the sequel they’ve graduated from
January horror to summer event film because it made a good amount of
money. Let’s hope 2.0 is just as fun and doesn’t suffer from
being a horror sequel?
The Bad Guys 2
– August 1
I hear “The Bad Guys” was a really good animated movie from
DreamWorks and I’m not sure why I missed it. I’ve been meaning to
get around to it. I will at some point, especially since we have a
sequel. But as good as DreamWorks has been doing lately, sequels are
what they do a lot of once they find a hit and sequels have also what
they have the most shaky track record for. And they also have the
tendency of making sequels long after they should’ve stopped. So I
think it’s natural to be nervous.
The Naked Gun
– August 1
We’ve hit a string of movies in this section that I should be more
familiar than I am, if you haven’t noticed. I am aware of this to a
degree. It started as a series, then had three movies in the late 80s
and early 90s. Maybe I should be excited? I don’t know. Maybe I
should catch up. I do know comedy sequels coming years after don’t
always hit. Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson in the lead roles is also
an interesting combo. Also, I hear this movie might be titled “The
Naked Gun 4¼: Law of Toughness,” but I’m not certain?
The Conjuring: Last Rites
– September 5
The Conjuring franchise is a franchise I am quite familiar with. And
of the main Conjuring films, I haven’t disliked any of them. The
first one was really good. The other two got a little carried away
with their “this is a true story” angle, using that to scare
people rather than being a scary movie on their own. Look, it’s not
a true story. It’s a really highly embellished one. But I don’t
care. Just give me a fun horror movie! Anyways, they claim this
fourth one will be the last one in the main saga. We’ll see about
that. This one is Michael Chaves and not James Wan. Chaves did the
third movie as well as “The Nun II.” I’m not sure why they’ve
continued to use him as their dude, but OK.
Light of the World
– September 5
Another animated film about the life of Jesus. This one told from the
vantage point of the Apostle John. And no all-star voice cast, so
this looks to be a small movie. I am just a bit fascinated that we’re
getting two animated movies about Jesus, plus the movie about the
Last Supper, in addition to Season 5 of The Chosen. So 2025 is the
year of Jesus at theaters? And how many of these are actually going
to be worth watching?
Downton Abbey 3
– September 12
I’m not a Downton Abbey person. I have nothing against. I just
haven’t jumped into it. But I suppose I should mention to fans of
the show and the movies that September will bring another Downton
Abbey movie.
Roofman
– October 3
Channing Tatum stars as Jeffrey Manchester, the rooftop robber, who
from 1997 – 2000 robbed places by drilling a hole through the roof
and dropped in. He was captured in 2000, escaped in 2004, and was
captured again in 2005. He is currently serving a 40 year prison
sentence, with his expected release date being in 2036. I’m not
sure exactly which parts of the story the movie is focusing on, and
seeing it’s from director Derek Cianfrance (“Blue Valentine,”
“The Place Beyond the Pines,” “The Light Between Oceans”)
doesn’t get me too terribly excited, mostly just net neutral. But
I’m a fan of true crime, so the premise here, with Channing Tatum
starring, has me curious.
Now You See Me 3
– November 14
I would’ve liked this movie to come out in 2019. That would’ve
put three years in between each movie. As such, I’m nervous that
this is about six years too late. That said, I love the first movie
and I also thought the second movie was pretty fun. I’m just
nervous that we missed our window of opportunity with this being
relevant. And I also might be the only person still interested. Just
do me a favor and keep the title as is. Don’t do the “Now You See
M3” sort of thing.
David
– November 21
Angel Studios is doing something with the Biblical prophet David in
November. I think this is going to be an animated as well. So not
Jesus this time, but a third animated Bible movie in 2025? Also, this
is a fun movie to try and search for. They probably could’ve used
some sort of subtitle to make it easier to find so that you don’t
just pull up a list of actors named David when you try searching for
the movie.
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for Squarepants
– December 19
I’m also not much of a SpongeBob person, but I figured some people
would be interested to know that another SpongeBob movie is coming
out. Just do me a favor and keep with traditional animation here.
None of that weird live-action/3D CGI SpongeBob stuff from one of the
prior movies. That was a thing of nightmares. Also… are they going
to be searching for SpongeBob himself or just his pants?
Anaconda
– December 25
A remake of Anaconda? Uhhh… merry Christmas? I suppose this could
work. And it’s not like the original 1997 movie is the greatest
thing ever, but dumb monster movies can be fun if you’re in the
right mood. I also just learned that there’s actually five Anaconda
films. Only the first two went to theaters. The final three were Syfy
Channel movies, which totally tracks. This new remake is from
director Tom Gormican, the director of “The Unbearable Weight of
Massive Talent.” The movie stars Paul Rudd and Jack Black. I’m
going to need to see more before I decide if this is going to be a
fun remake or a forgettable remake, but that’s not a terrible start
so far.
Marty Supreme
– December 25
The Safdie Brothers are the directing duo of Benny and Josh Safdie.
They are most notably known for directing “Good Time” with Robert
Pattinson and “Uncut Gems” with Adam Sandler. Both of which are
excellent. They have a few earlier films that I haven’t seen yet,
but those two movies are what made a name for themselves. I do hear
buzz that they eventually plan on coming back together to direct
another movie, but for now they’ve gone off on solo adventures.
“Marty Supreme” is Josh Safdie’s solo directing effort. There’s
not a ton of plot details just yet, but Deadline reported this last
September that the movie is a sports drama that’s inspired by
legendary table tennis player Marty Reisman, with emphasis on the
“inspired by” as reports also are that this is a fictionalized
original rather than a biopic. It stars Timothée Chalamet as Marty,
with Gwyneth Paltrow and Tyler, the Creator as a supporting cast. I
do have confidence in this movie. I just put it here in the maybe
category because the brothers going off on solo directing adventures
is a tad bit of an unknown territory, so we’ll see who does best.
The Smashing Machine
– TBD 2025
And speaking of Safdie brothers, “The Smashing Machine” is the
movie directed by the other Safdie brother, Benny Safdie. There’s a
lot of movies that could belong in the maybe category for TBD 2025,
and I decided to mostly include none of them. But I figured we just
talked about Josh to close the dated list off, so it felt right to
talk about Benny. Now part of the reason why the brothers may have
gone solo is because Benny Safdie has done a lot of acting since
2020, so he might be wanting to focus on an acting career in addition
to directing, but he does theoretically have this movie coming out at
some point in 2025. It’s the story of mixed-martial arts and UFC
champion Mark Kerr. And it has Dwayne Johnson playing Mark Kerr, with
the real Mark Kerr getting writing credit with Benny as a consultant.
Emily Blunt co-stars with Dwayne Johnson. Based on cast and premise
of both brothers’ separate sports dramas, I might be slightly more
excited for “Marty Supreme,” but the Dwayne Johnson factor might
give this one an edge when it comes to box office. So I’m curious
as to how this friendly brotherly competition plays out.